From the ‘you knew this already’ file

Suppose they gave an inauguration and nobody came?

Here are the official photos of the 2008 Obama inauguration crowd, compared with the 2016 rally of El Cheeto;

The photo on the left, of the Obama crowd, relative to the inauguration was taken one hour earlier than the gathering of pump truppets. So Lügenduck maybe had a third of Obama’s gathering.

But pump truppets will tell you that there are more people in the photo on the right than there are in the photo on the left because they’re deranged that way.