To everyone who’s ever told me that Alex Jones speaks the truth

You know who you are. From the Austin-American Statesman:

At a recent pretrial hearing, attorney Randall Wilhite told state District Judge Orlinda Naranjo that using his client Alex Jones’ on-air Infowars persona to evaluate Alex Jones as a father would be like judging Jack Nicholson in a custody dispute based on his performance as the Joker in “Batman.”

“He’s playing a character,” Wilhite said of Jones. “He is a performance artist.”

But in emotional testimony at the hearing, Kelly Jones, who is seeking to gain sole or joint custody of her three children with Alex Jones, portrayed the volcanic public figure as the real Alex Jones.

Three things:

1. Alex Jones is an unstable volcanic public figure.
2. Alex Jones is a performance artist. It’s all for show.
3. The Joker made more sense than Alex Jones.

Here’s Alex Jones:

Here’s the Joker:

Tell me. Who makes more sense? (And yes, Heath Ledger is the only Joker who counts.)

The most important difference: The pump truppets put a guy in the White House who believes what Alex Jones says.