The confederacy of doofuses

What are the pump trumpets up to today?

Benjamin Hornberger, a 23–year–old self–described “patriot” from Pennsylvania went to Gettysburg National Military Park on Saturday to stop anti–fascist protesters from desecrating Confederate graves. But things didn’t go exactly as planned for Mr. Hornberger.

Not only were there no menacing Antifa warriors to battle, but also Hornberger ended up shooting himself in the leg with his own gun. A park officer saved Hornberger’s life by quickly applying a tourniquet to his leg to stop the bleeding, according to media reports.

I can’t think of a better example of Darwinism in action, but give me an hour and I know another pump trumpets will seize the day.


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